Sunday, 4 January 2009

Gordon Saves The World - Again!!!!!

In a dramatic turn about, Prime Mentalist Gordon "Courage" McBroon has once again saved the world!

Statesmanlike and Impressive, the Snot Eating Gorgon telephoned the Israeli Premier and told him not to launch a ground invasion of Gaza, from where Hamas nutters continue to lob missiles into Israel. "Moderation Must Prevail!" insisted the Great Bottler from Kirkcaldy, where he once personally intervened to stop two pensioners quarrelling over a piece of bread they found in the street.

Sadly, his skills at peace making and diplomacy fell upon stony ground.

"Who the fuck are you?" asked Ehud Olmert. "Mind your own business, you stupid goy!"

A spokeman from Hamas said they had no idea who Gordon Brown was. Meanwhile, the tanks rolled into Gaza.

The Penguin


Anita said...

I bet the Olmert response to Brown was similar in sentiment to that given by Sergei Lavrov to David Miliband concerning South Ossetia/Georgia and embodied the invitation in the reply given by the defendant to the plaintiff in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram (1971) [unreported]

Anonymous said...

two words first one starting with "f"

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Islamist terrorists around the world will took upon the effete pacifism of the West with contempt and joy.