Tuesday 3 February 2009

The Curse Of Jonah Brown




Well documented at Guido's Place and Old Holborn's Steaming Pile, the Curse of Jonah Brown is without doubt a proven phenomena. The Chinese Premier is in deep shit, without a doubt.

If he wanted confirmation that there is no escape, he can look to the council tax payers of Suffolk, whacked with a £160,000 bill for police overtime to protect Gordon from his many fans and admirers whilst he and his family (never used for photo opportunities!) cavorted near Southwold in August.

Council Tax payers in other UK holiday destinations are praying that the Great Leader chooses a foreign holiday this year. Some are even praying for a plane crash.

The Penguin

P.S. What on earth is he doing with his hands? No normal bloke walks like that! And what's wrong with his trousers?

2 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Re his foreign holiday, I hear that Somalia is quite good this time of year.

Odin's Raven said...

Why is he not required to pay for his own protection?