Tuesday 19 May 2009

Hardly A Surprise, But Max Clifford Devastated

Relieved As DNA Tests Clear Him From Any Further Responsibility

As I predicted, the DNA tests prove that 8 year old Alfie is not the father of 15 year old Chantelle's little bastard. It seems the lucky winner is one 14 year old Tyler Barker, whose father Chris Ireland has now had a word with his son about the birds and the bees.

Better late than never.

The Penguin

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