Friday 15 May 2009

Eight Pointless Things

I usually ignore stuff like this, but since I was shat on by the great Leg Iron, I have decided to take it as an honour, and inform you of 8 pointless things about me.

1. I'm not actually a flightless bird.

2. I have a degree in Education.

3. I have no A-levels.

4. I used to be a Dean's Chorister of Norwich Cathedral.

5. I prefer "Leffe Blonde" to Carlsberg.

6. I hate petty minded people. In fact, I'm going to make a list of them.

7. I am apparently a dead ringer for Brad Pitt in "Snatch" (but not in "Troy", sadly.)

8. I have to wear a penguin-suit for a birthday party tomorrow evening. I hope it still fits.

Now for 4 victims.
I nominate The Scumbag Times, Old Holborn, Ranting Rab C Nesbitt, and Tory Poppins.

The Penguin


Obnoxio The Clown said...

You make as much sense as Brad Pitt did in Snatch, too. :o)

Hacked Off said...

Proper fucked.

RantinRab said...

You bastard!

subrosa said...

What kind of birthday parties do they have down there??

Who's Brad Pitt?

Lexander said...

Hope the suit has a zip in the right place. But be careful, cos I can tell you are getting excited!

May return soon..fuckety fuck. said...

subs: i believe Mr B Pitt is rhyming slang for "shit".