Tuesday 12 May 2009

Police To Investigate Cabinet Ministers

Stealing All That Money, Why Does The Hoon Buy Such Cheap Suits?

Seems that Inspector Knacker has had so many complaints about thieves in the government that he is being forced to get the whitewash squad on the job.

However, he has already decided that there is no need to investigate the Home Economics Secretary, who after all is in charge of the Police.

So that's quite alright. Nothing to see here, move along, or I'll have you arrested for terrorism.

The Penguin

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Where are the suicide bombers when you need them?