Saturday 23 June 2012

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!!!

Especially the Greeks.

Mind you, the Bundesbanke's Tanks are ready to roll into Spain and Italy...

The Penguin

Wednesday 20 June 2012

Completely Useless Trough Pigs

Well, there's a surprise! NOT. The useless and ineffective twats at the so-called Financial Services Authority who did absolutely fuck-all to stop the banks and related arse-wipes running amok under McRuin's master-plan have managed to pay themselves massive salaries and pensions before the "new improved regulatory bodies as shite as the old ones" take over.

Shameless Cunts.

The Penguin

Tuesday 19 June 2012

No Lessons To Learn

"Not here to learn about democracy or economics...." Commissar Barrosso at the G20.

Says it all really.


The Penguin

Monday 11 June 2012

No, I Never Did!!!

Gordon McRuin went along to the Leveson Farce and, under oath, set the record straight about a few things.

1. I never sold off the gold cheap
2. I never stabbed Tony Bliar in the back
3. I never let all those immigrants in
4. I never set up the Tax Credit Bribery System
5. I never order aircraft carriers to be built in my constituency at inflated prices
6. I never signed the Lisbon Treaty
7. I never picked my nose and ate the snotty bogey on live TV
8. I never offered to suck Rebekah Brooks' cock
9. I never made a video called "Dance of the Comedian"
10. I never let our boys die in Snatch Land Rovers to save money

Seems we were all mistaken.

The Penguin

Sunday 10 June 2012

What A Surprise - Not!!!!

Oh dear, the wankers at the Department of Transport have been caught red-handed lying about the supposed benefits of the High Speed Fuck-up.

Now they are busy moving the goal-posts....

There have got to be some really BIG back-handers and brown envelopes mixed up in this, the whole thing is beginning to smell like a three week old dead lobster.

The Penguin

Thursday 7 June 2012

The Biggest Money Pit In The World

They do say it is the biggest employer in the world. It is also fucking brilliant at wasting money.

The deluded twats gave the doctors a huge huge pay rise - seems they have also given m'learned friends yet more money as well.....

Best keep away from hospitals - full of sick people and diseases. And a few emaciated patients, possibly.

The Penguin