Wednesday 20 May 2009

Angry And Appalled? You Knew It Was Happening, Jonah!

Wee Jimmy Gordon "Jonah" McBroon is desperately trying to claim the high moral ground in his condemnation of the unacceptable nature of MPs abuse of the overly generous expenses and allowances system.

"I am angry and I am appalled. If my father, my parents, thought that these things were going on in the House of Commons, they would be utterly appalled."

But Gordon, you fucking hypocrite, you knew what the Green Book said. You knew very well what the rules were. You claimed for cleaning your fiancee's flat as well as your own flat even when you had 10 Downing Strasse to doss in, and you switched your second home allowance to Feartyshire to claim there. Your whips and running dogs would have told you about the excesses that your tribe were indulging in, and you saved the information up to blackmail and bully them with.

Then you supported the fat twat Speaker Martin in his attempts to hide things from te FOI - he had not the intelligence or the initiative to have acted without your encouragement and support, he was always your sock-puppet.

So do me a favour, Gordon, just call a General Election, and then fucking shut the fuck up. You Cunt!

The Penguin


Earthlet Nigel said...

Sadly in Jonah's case CUNT as an epithet is woefully inadequate.

I would prefer to see him micro-chipped with a 7.62 HV round.

Hacked Off said...

Surely a 0.5 from something like a Barrett Light would be better?

Earthlet Nigel said...

I was minding to string him up post micro-chipping, as a warning.

Hit with the round from a Barrett Light, you'll need to scrape him up, or conveniently flush him away