"It's all within the rules, and guess who decides what they are?"
Speaker Martin, the most useless Speaker in living memory, obviously is a superb constituency MP despite all the foreign junkets and the amount of time he spends at Westminster in his expensively refurbished apartments whilst his wife uses taxis to get in the orange juice and porridge oats for passing dignitaries to enjoy.
His Glasgow base is just 10 square miles, which means it is 3.16 miles by 3.16 miles. What I recollect of mathematics suggests that if this were a rectangle of any description (ie the sides could be anything as long as they added up to 6.32 miles, then the diagonal is the longest distance within that area, at 4.47 miles ( correct me if I'm wrong!).
His mileage claim amounts to 600 miles per month in that area. Let's be generous and assume he is there for 33% of the month, slaving away to make life better for the poor proles who live there. So, 600 miles in 11 days, or an average of 54.55 miles per day, when the maximum distance (as the crow flies) can only be 4.47 miles. Thats end to end (as it were) every fucking day over 12 trips. No wonder the cunt needs so many holidays, he must be fucking fucked.
Of course, the alternative view is that the fat cunt is taking the fucking piss, and the useless system lets him get away with it.
I know which I believe.
The Penguin
9 comments:
Difficult ... thieving trougher or hard-working parliamentarian ... *sucks teeth*
You be careful with those teeth...
Now he is one piggy that needs to hung up and bled out, I really hate that Martin hoon.
He looks like a typical Glaswegian drunken wifebeater. He probably is.
He's got to get his beer money somewhere.
Maths error alert. 10 square miles could be a rectangle of 5 x 2, so sides actually add up to 14 miles and diagonal is 5.4 miles. OR it could be 10 x 1 in which case diagonal is just over 10 miles, Or it could 20 x0.5, or even 40 x 0.25 miles, or it could even be a circle with diameter about 3.6 miles........ I expect you get the picture.
Anyway he's still taking the piss.
Oh well, I don't need to be much good at maths to be an accountant :-)
It is absolutely incredible that he is still getting away with what amounts to illegal behaviour. Definitely the worst speaker ever.
Does he actually come from a criminal family?
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