So I Can't Use My Nice New Barbecue There!"
Desperate Jacqui The Fat Lodger Smith, our much-admired Second Home Economics Secretary, has announced that there will be an investigation by Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Constabulary into the Metropolitan Police Service's investigation of the Home Office Leaks, already investigated by the British Transport Police.
Anything to try and avoid admitting that there should never have been a police investigation at all. As the Home Affairs Select Committee have already said, much to Jacqui's embarrassment and annoyance.
But what will she do when that investigation agrees with the DPP and the CPS, that there is no case to answer? Waste still more public money by asking the FBI to investigate? Then the Portuguese Police, they're bloody good at finding missing children, maybe they can find a missing national security issue?