Saturday, 11 April 2009

The Good Old Boys

"Blimey, Dolly, we've had a laugh or two over the years!"

"'King right, Damian, what about that time you were so Peroni'd you told the reptiles that that fat catholic bitch was toast?"

"Cor, lummee, Dazza, what about your 17 intimate bum chums tape? That was a fucking hoot!"

"Charlie fucking Whelan, do you know he pays for my blogging, the stupid cunt?"

"I'm pissing myself, Del, did you know Kate was shagging Anton?"

"He's not the only one, but she does make a nice macaroni cheese..."

The Penguin


Anonymous said...

The arse on the left displays signs of alcohol abuse.

I wonder just how many of the people nominally 'in charge' suffer from said affliction, especially since the booze is either free or subsidised.

The Penguin said...

He looks a prime candidate for a heart attack - too many cholesterol-laden booze-flowing lunches with reptiles, all on expenses. Hope it's soon.

Oldrightie said...

He got a little smack, be behind the scenes on some quango or other, snout still buried in his own cess pit.

JP said...

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Fat boozy cunt, what does the health seketry have tosay about him ?