Tuesday, 28 April 2009

How Low Can Gordon Go?

Our Great Unelected Leader declared on being anointed as Prime Mentalist that he was not into spin, or celebrity squeezing, or the grand standing that so defined the Bliar Years.

Fucking Lying Hypocrite. He spends mmore on spin than Bliar, is always sucking up to celebrities, and is currently dashing from photo opportunity to photo opportunity.

Yesterday was Afghanistan and the troops, then onto being ignored in Pakistan.

Today it's Auschwitz, where I expect he will give a lively perfomance of his "Dance Of The Comedian" before breaking into a heart rending "If I was a wealthy man" from Fiddler On The Roof.

The Penguin


Anonymous said...

Can someone demonstrate the Showerblock to him, with him inside?

Anonymous said...

My Grandad died at Auschwitz.

He had a heart attack and fell out of the guard tower.

Earthlet Nigel said...

How low? The cunt could limbo under a door wearing a top hat

Norman said...

Nah, the knob jockey's only going to places he wants to see but won't pay for, prior to adorning a lamp post like dear old Benito.

OT go to Ma Dales and sign up to the Save Gordon petition. Bring your imagination with you!

The Penguin said...

No, I have decided not to do that one, as the cunts will try and make out that even the obviously spoof names are genuine supporters of McMental.

I have signed up to copy all my emails to Jacqui Timney on 15th June, though.