Thursday, 30 April 2009

How On Earth Does This Buffoon Become An MP, Let Alone A Minister?

"Honest, it's not all that mutual wanking, it's choroideremia!"

NuLiebore have an absolute wealth of fuckwits to choose from, but sure way up there in the top percentile has to be Sion Simon?

Best of friends with Andy "Underpants" Bryan, Sion is the clever imbecile whose puerile and crass "Spoof Cameron Video" saw Dave's genuine traffic increase tenfold. Now he's in the headlines again for another crappy poor taste joke which the public obviously didn't appreciate.

Unmarried, one does wonder if he represents the pink wing of NuLiebore? Could it be that he and Underpants will be found to have shared hotel rooms at Nuliebore conferences and then both claimed for the expense? He's certainly stupid enough.

And as a junior minister in Ed Balls well fucked up ministry, he's obviously doing a great job, cancelling meetings with MPs to go to the gym. Let's home he never passes his DNA on to anyone who can get pregnant.

The Penguin


Anonymous said...

the guys an idiot but intelligence is a thing of the past in Uk leadership, we have Lamey, Ahmed, Vaz and a european minister who hasnt read the treaty.
I could rant on......

Mahood...and we look with aspiring eyes to the US whos politians are even more inept Obama Bush and wonder why we are trillions in debt.... I just have.

We need atleast a change in government.

(close uk borders or stop government hand outs)

Oldrightie said...

Buffoonery and utter fuckwittery is in the Socialist DNA. Read the silly sods on LabourHome. All is just perfect if we embrace their dogma of control freakery and stupidity. Unbelieveable!

Great Big Billygoat Gruff said...

Mosey on over here and wonder?

I wonder if the two different sets of expenses, Holyrood and Westminster can be collated?

Thats News said...

Nicely spooted, Sir!

I have done a comment piece on this story. I hardly ever do comment pieces, but I thought I'd make an exception in the case of the delightful Sion 'nadir' Simon:

Thats News said...

Or nicely spotted, even. Doh!!