Monday, 13 April 2009

Blinky Is In For A Rough Ride!


"Yvette's Cock Is This Big!"

Ed "Blinky" Balls, our under-appreciated Secretary Of State for fucking up education is floundering in almost as much shit as his Beloved Leader.

Following the "resignation" of the over-promoted, over-paid, and over-here Autralian nincompoop "in charge" of exams, and the SATs marking fiasco, and the A* A-levels, and the blatant dumbing down of standards to ensure no-one ever fails anything (except learning to read, and write, and do basic arithmetic!) the bloody teachers are revolting.

Poor Blinky may be blustering about them breaking the law, but what can he do? Sack them all? Prosecute them all? Lock them out and bus in teachers from abroad?

Without the co-operation of the teachers, Blinky is fucked and he knows it.

The Penguin

5 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Maybe he could accuse them all of being nazi's plotting against the government.

Oh hang on he dressed up as a nazi!

Tory Poppins said...

He's a total dick. I hate him!

Oldrightie said...

Tory Poppins said...
He's a total dick. I hate him!

Only him?

Screech said...

they're all fucked and they know it, and the know that we know, (they monitor enough of our internet activity after all) oh and he's a total dick. I hate him, i hate them all!!

Anonymous said...

Yvette's Cock Ed.

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