I'm Too Busy To Make Any Statement Claims Jacqui

Just forcing another kebab down.

Jacqui The Fat Lodger Smith, our much complimented Two Homes Economic Secretary was too busy to make any statement concerning her involvement in the ludicrous Whitehall Farce (also know as Greengate, or Quickgate, or Leakgate) and the stupidity of involving Inspector Knacker in investigating embarrassing leaks from her department.

She can expect an interesting time when the 646 holiday-happy trough-pigs get back to work, as some of them may have noticed the public outrage over such things as police brutality ( a Home Office responsibility), out-of-control immigration ( a Home Office responsibility), and fiddled expenses ( a Second Home Secretary responsibility in her own case).

The Penguin