Monday, 13 April 2009

Hoon Of The Day

"Order! Order!! First Class Tickets! 5 Star Hotels!
Oh, and we'll have the Airmiles as well!"

The unspeakable Speaker Martin, Trough-Pig Extraordinaire.

Fat Greedy Cunt.

The Penguin


Faux Cu said...

And you know Pengui, he will be re-elected in 2010, maybe with a bigger majority, especially if the postal vote is high.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

You'd think the troughing bastards would tone it down a bit? Clearly they have the brains of a rocking horse. Greedy greedy cunts.

The Raven said...

Careful, or you'll have that tubby hoon Derek Simpson on your case - accusing you of hating Martin because he's a working class man.

Of course it's no surprise that Derek 'I need to stay in the Waldorf' Simpson is in league with Michael 'I just have to fly business class' Martin.

The Penguin said...

The inhabited areas of Scotland which are not the green leafy suburbs full of the likes of Fred Goodwin and Alasdair Darling are amongst the very worst places in the so-called civilised world, shamefully neglected and run down because the stupid cunts who live there are tribally Labour and keep voting for more of the same, so long as the giro pays for the buckfast and the drugs.

Definition of madness etc.

aproposofwhat said...

LOL Penguin - reminds me of the old joke about the Scottish currency referendum, where 90% voted to keep the Giro.

Air miles as well? Troughing Hoon.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Totally spot on Penguin. You should see where I live. Its like night of the living dead, except worse. Cheers for the link btw.

Fidothedog said...

Bloke is a fucking cunt, same go's for his sow of a wife.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

I hope MI5 don't come knocking, but it really would not surprise me in the least if one of these hoons was to be topped by a fruitcake in the not-too-distant future. Some pissed-off banker, or someone who's lost their house and job, or has had a bellyfull of the current crock of shite - I know, that's just about everyone!