Wednesday, 29 April 2009

This Is Just SO Wrong!


"I'm pratically anorexic, honest!"

Some hugely overweight fat ugly chav scrubber who made the record books by being that fattest person ever to give birth, costing the NHS hundreds of thousands of pounds to hire in cranes and heavy lifting gear, is busily fattening up her little black bastards (for the daddy fucked off shortly after getting the monster pregnant, in sadly typical black fashion, which is why so many black boys and girls grow up in disfunctional families with no lasting male role model) on benefits.

She boasts of giving them their first MacDonalds at 6 months. She claims to be too busy to do cooking or cleaning, but is demanding a council house. Her idea of home cooked is a microwaved pie or lasagne. She claims to feed the babies vegetables every Sunday. She only bothers to get dressed once a week to go and claim her benefits.

She claims her weight problem is her glands, of course, and not the monumental amount she shoves down her neck every day.

What the fuck are the Health Nazis and the Social Service Gestapo doing to help? Fuck all.

So that's plenty more expense for the NHS coming along soon.

The Penguin

11 comments:

North Northwester said...

The flower of England's youth - the cauliflower, that is.

Not that I'm going to bang on about anything, mind you, but this is what you get with child-related benefits on the Welfare State.

There is no legal reason at all for her to look for work until her kids are twelve years old. She's on holiday, thanks to you, dear taxpayer.

Anonymous said...

As long as there are people like that, there will be a Labour party.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I'm totally disgusted. I feel sick. I mean, who the fuck would shag THAT? You would need a pair of pit props to stop the blubber caving in around you.

Anonymous said...

"She claims her weight problem is her glands, of course,"
This is true, its her glands that make the slag who has no shame a greedy, junk food addicted, lazy, benefit sponging,illiterate fat cunt.
I hope this clears things up.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Total Pish.

Chalcedon said...

You have to be a nice white, middle class married couple and take you dear child to see the doc when they have a scratch or fall out of a tree to have the SS Nazis haul your child off. If you are a stupid chav with appalling taste in men who shoves lard down your own throat and burgers down your children at 6 months then they don't care. This is appalling abuse of these three little bastards.

Thats News said...

What?? She makes them eat vegetables every Sunday? Thaty is so inhumane, doubtless the SS will have her children in care before you can say Carrots.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Wot rab c nesbitt said, what sad cunt would fuck that ? I'm off for some more lard cake with extra salt.

microdave said...

"So that's plenty more expense for the NHS coming along soon."

And plenty more expense for us taxpayers...

The Random Ranter said...

WRONG! YOU SAY..... ITS DISGUSTING IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!

TO GO THERE ONCE.... BUT THREE TIMES!!!!

I HAVE HEARD OF GIVING TO THE NEADY.... BUT....DAMN!!!!

HAS GREENPEACE BEEN NOTIFIED OF ITS WHEREABOUTS OF THE LAZY WHALE?

GET HER OF HER FAT LAZY ARSE AND MAKE HER EARN HER RIGHT TO BENEFIT! I AM SICK OF THESE PARASITES, AND THE ONES WHO LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT!
AS FOR THE FATHERS..... WELL IT SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CULTURE, BREED LIKE FLEAS AND LIVE OF THE BACKS OF THE HOST!!!!!

Man with Many Chins said...

I agree with the Random Ranter...even if he is a bit of a fat cunt himself.

We can let him off though, cos he is a good English hard working soul!