Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Lord Plonker

"You can tell I'm a twat because I tuck my tie into my trousers!"

Want to invest £8 MILLION in some speculative ventures offering a 20% return? Even if you have to borrow most of it, and mortgage the family home up to the hilt? Don't bother getting proper legal or financial advice, just hand it over as fast as you can.


The Penguin


Fidothedog said...

I have this Nigerian friend who can make him an absolute fortune via the internet, wonder if he would be interested?

Dick the Prick said...

Nice gaff - look even better as a nursing home, golf club, hotel, clinic etc etc. Tool.

S'arnt Major Williams said...

'Oh dear, how sad, never mind'