Monday, 20 April 2009
Flightless Bird Innocent Victim of Smear
It's getting to be a Dog Eat Flightless Bird scenario.
You go away for a few days R&R, and when you come back you find that you've been most vilely smeared.
I must protest my innocence - any resemblance to Brad Pitt is miniscule, probably due to dusk falling, aided and abetted by poor visibility through the eyeholes in the mask. Beer goggles are unlikely, as most of the beer dribbled down his chin because the mouth-piece in the mask is unsuited to drinking without a straw, and no straws were available.
I shall be consulting m'learned friends in due course.
Posted by Hacked Off at 12:39