Monday, 20 April 2009

Flightless Bird Innocent Victim of Smear

"Proper Fucked"

It's getting to be a Dog Eat Flightless Bird scenario.

You go away for a few days R&R, and when you come back you find that you've been most vilely smeared.

I must protest my innocence - any resemblance to Brad Pitt is miniscule, probably due to dusk falling, aided and abetted by poor visibility through the eyeholes in the mask. Beer goggles are unlikely, as most of the beer dribbled down his chin because the mouth-piece in the mask is unsuited to drinking without a straw, and no straws were available.

I shall be consulting m'learned friends in due course.

The Penguin


Rab C. Nesbitt said...

The Missus says I look more Arm Pitt than Brad Pitt.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Some bollox in the Telegraph today tried telling us that " research shows " that 'beer goggles' is a myth.
Seems men don't get more interested in women just because of booze ( LOL ), they did a lab experiment showing pics of unfoxy women to students. Nothing happened.

That was because it was in a fucking laboratory you thick cunts.

The Penguin said...

Definitely not the case where I was this weekend. Beer Goggles and the Uniform Effect could be detected without any special equipment.