Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Making Friends And Influencing People

"We'll have to shoot your puppy, little girl, and then bill you for the bullet!"

Somehow I can't imagine it being part of an episode of Dixon Of Dock Green.

Surely the stupid bastards have some overpaid wanker supposedly in charge of public relations? If they have, sack them and hire someone who is up to the job. If not, get someone, and quick.

The Penguin

4 comments:

Spartan said...

They've never heard of locksmiths then?

Oldrightie said...

If not, get someone, and quick.....

They had someone Quick. He was useless too!

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Take heart. At least she wasn't gassed or beaten to death.

She'd better pay the bastards, though, or that could change.

microdave said...

I wonder what would happen if she went round to her local police station, broke the door down, and refused to pay for it?