Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Want A Visa? Just Phone Abu Dhabi And Ask For Phil!

I think there's been a Kebab or twenty too many, Jacqui!

Britains borders are secure, according to Phil "Custard Pie" Woolas. No-one else seems to think so, apart from Two Homes Economic Secretary Jacqui Fat Lodger Smith, the Kebab and Porn Loving MP for Backbedroom-on-the Fiddle.

Pakistani students wanting to study in Britain who are deemed a risk may only be interviewed over the phone. The Home Office has revealed a final decision on any visa application from Pakistan is now being dealt with by officials in Abu Dhabi, in the United Arab Emirates.

Since almost all of the terror plots in Britain have involved Pakistanis, I'm sure that this is perfectly fine. And my grandfather was a banana.

The Penguin


Sue said...

Only Costs a £100 for false documents to the UK Pakistan have a cottage industry to get migrants into the UK.

Failed asylum seekers are winning the right to stay in Britain because of "shambolic" failings in the immigration hearing system and migrants trying to cross the channel illegally will soon be able to claim asylum while still in France, Jacqui Smith and Jacques Barrot hope to have a system in place by next year!

DaveP said...

Is it me, or does Ms. Kebab Queen,(1976), looks like Andy from Little Britain in drag.

I suppose she is like him. Want that one..porn film, bath plug whatever, and she gets it, gratis.