Monday, 13 April 2009

Gordon Clears The Air

The Prime Mentalist has decided to come clean about his involvement with dirty tricks, spin, and smears.

Dolly Draper. "Who?"

Damian McBride. "I've never met him!"

Charlie Whelan. "That is not a name I have ever heard before."

The Redrag Website. "What is a website?"

Spin. "Blair used to do that sort of thing, but it is against my moral compass."

Smear. "I believe it's something to do withthe NHS and cancer."

Unite. "I support Raith Rovers, myself."

Tom Watson. "He's an odious little shit that I use to slag off my colleagues."

As admitted to

The Penguin


Cato said...

I simply do not accept that!

Tory Poppins said...

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I want to get on with the job."
"My-my-my-my-my priority is the needs of hardworking families"