Saturday, 25 April 2009

Rats Fighting To Get On To Sinking Ship

Two NuLiebore Cunts

New evidence has emerged of postal-voting irregularities in the race to be the next NuLiebore parliamentary candidate in the previously safe London seat of Erith and Thamesmead.

Oddly, the plod have refused to get involved - maybe the Damian Green fiasco and the loss of Jacqui's favourites has lessened enthusiasm in the ranks of the Met for getting involved with politicians?

I think it would be hilarious to have Georgia Gould, 22, blonde, eminently shaggable, elected. More proof of the NuLiebore Aristocracy and nepotism in action.

The Penguin


Oldrightie said...

Her sex secrets would be revealing, methinks.

Faux Cu said...


When I clicked on the comments section and saw your post I actually physically shuddered and went cold for a few seconds.

Then I realised it was about a blonde bint and I was not on the Hazel Blears article.

Close call eh?

Dick the Prick said...

Hadn't realised - fuck it - I don't live in the shit hole she's trying to get so go with my first reaction 'pip pip & toot toot'.

There's no way she can be Labour - she's fit, ergo, she's got no fucking idea at all.

Faux Cu said...

Anybody wanting exert their little grey cells this morning and be entertained at the same time should read this

Who is the old codger?

The man who stole The Stone of Destiny, well one of them.

Odin's Raven said...

Another Labour Aristocrat owning a rotten borough. This is so much better than the old 18th century Whig or Tory version.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's just a bad picture but it looks like she's got a serious case of man-face. It's a navvy in a wig!