Sunday 12 April 2009

When All Else Fails, Go The Sick Note Routine

"There's No Place For You In My Team, Savage - You're Going To the TSG!"

What does the plod do when bang to rights over some misdemeanour? Goes on the sick list and opts for early retirement so they can keep their pension and avoid disciplinary action.

No surprise then to see that "Cunstable Savage" has got a sick note.

The Penguin

3 comments:

banned said...

Let's not lose sight of this story while having fun with McBride and Drapers antics.

Fidothedog said...

Fucker looked fit enough when he hit that poor man from behind, the cunt is pulling a fast one.

Malcolm McTavish said...

I wouldn't be at all surprised if this was Cuse. He seems to be an on the ball sort of chap who wouldn't mind a bit of illegal how's yer father. Only doing his job, of course.

If the officer concerned has gone off sick, and he's been suspended, what will that mean to any investigation. Maybe we should just find out where he lives and send the boys in....?