Tuesday, 14 April 2009

"Plausible Deniability" Stretched Past Breaking Point

"I had just popped round to delivery a coup!"

Tom "Nasty Cunt" Watson is right in the firing line over the Smeargate Scandal, and Gordon is desperately spinning to try and avoid having to sack him.

Naturally, being a NuLiebore Minister, there's fuck all chance of him resigning.

The idea that the odious Tom knew nothing about Damian's Cunning Plan is ludicrous. They sit right next to each other in the bunker at Downing Strasse. Can you imagine not having a clue what the bloke sitting at the next desk was up to, especially if it was your job to know what he was doing? You'd never catch any of his phone calls, or see what was on his computer screen? Or take messages for him? Never gossip? Never even (as it was your job!) ask what he was up to and how things were going?

Let's hope that someone provides the necessary, and soon. Perhaps Damian himself might oblige? After all, he's been hung out to dry as the only rotten apple in Gorgon's saintly crew. That might sting a bit...

The Penguin


Fidothedog said...

So either segway rider was hiding shit from his bosses mono gaze or his boss was an inept cunt.

Win each way, methinks.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

He was CC'ed on the fucking emails, for fuck's sake!

How could he not fucking know?

Call me Infidel said...

Is that an iMac he's using? How come the rest of the Civil Service has to make do with windoze and Fujitsu crap yet this Hoon has an Apple?