Saturday 25 April 2009

Rats Fighting To Get On To Sinking Ship

Two NuLiebore Cunts

New evidence has emerged of postal-voting irregularities in the race to be the next NuLiebore parliamentary candidate in the previously safe London seat of Erith and Thamesmead.

Oddly, the plod have refused to get involved - maybe the Damian Green fiasco and the loss of Jacqui's favourites has lessened enthusiasm in the ranks of the Met for getting involved with politicians?

I think it would be hilarious to have Georgia Gould, 22, blonde, eminently shaggable, elected. More proof of the NuLiebore Aristocracy and nepotism in action.

The Penguin

6 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Her sex secrets would be revealing, methinks.

Faux Cu said...

Oldrightie

When I clicked on the comments section and saw your post I actually physically shuddered and went cold for a few seconds.

Then I realised it was about a blonde bint and I was not on the Hazel Blears article.

Close call eh?

Dick the Prick said...

Hadn't realised - fuck it - I don't live in the shit hole she's trying to get so go with my first reaction 'pip pip & toot toot'.

There's no way she can be Labour - she's fit, ergo, she's got no fucking idea at all.

Faux Cu said...

Anybody wanting exert their little grey cells this morning and be entertained at the same time should read this

http://tinyurl.com/cgzbwq

Who is the old codger?

The man who stole The Stone of Destiny, well one of them.

Odin's Raven said...

Another Labour Aristocrat owning a rotten borough. This is so much better than the old 18th century Whig or Tory version.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's just a bad picture but it looks like she's got a serious case of man-face. It's a navvy in a wig!