Inspector Knackered made yet more friends yesterday when one of his ill-trained minions arrested a motorist for being bald in charge of a car.
Demanding to know what colour his hair had been before he became bald, the officer berated the dangerous criminal for driving without having a parting or a fringe. Samples were then taken of his DNA, to be stored on the innocent victims database.
The Penguin
5 comments:
Just being serious for one moment, they want the public's support then go and do something like that. Then they'll complain that the motorist thinks they're a bunch of twats...which they are!
99% of Her Majesty's Police would need to take exams in order to qualify as twats ...
There are reports of smoke and the sounds of spinning coming from the grave of one "Robert Peel". An £80 fixed penalty for both offences has been left on the gravestone.
I really feel like installing a hidden camera and microphone in my car - I don't go looking for contact with HM cunstabulary, but I want to have a record of any such encounter.
The same goes for wearing the latest breed of miniature devices, hidden in clothing. I'm thinking back to the YouTube video of a twat PCSO trying to stop somebody filming in London recently.
The ideal solution would be to have it transmitting in real time to a remote storage location, so if they find it and try and delete the card or disc, I will still have the "evidence"
You have to admit it does look suspicious. Imagine a person living in this country and being happy enough to laugh. He`s obviously a complete nutter and needs stringing up.
That's one twat PC who needs a good slapping! Probably the usual 'small man syndrome' - not his height.
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