Got an event planned? Need a special vehicle and an expert driver? Then we've got just the job for you!!
A 7.3 litre petrol guzzling monster, complete with ex-police (retired early on health grounds but nothing really, just the usual avoiding the sack for beating up innocent people) driver, can be yours for only £500 a day.
Extras include corrupt police cover to ensure a clean get away from only £750, armed police escort for just £1,000, motor-cycle outriders from £250 each. We can even sell you the CCTV footage of your special event.
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