Thursday 11 December 2008

Results Show a Clear "Favourite"

The recent Poll concerning who Big Dave should whack next with the Mace (after giving Snotty McBroon a good one!) has found a clear front runner to have his ugly fucking face stove in.

Step forward, Ed Blinky Balls, the People's Choice (for a messy ending).

Ed garnered 58% of the votes, with Slippery Jack Straw and Two Shags Prescott having 9% each.

I think that unlike some recent polls published, this one can be entirely believed.

The Penguin

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Probably because Straw and Prescott are yesterdays men while Balls is still on the up.