Thursday 25 December 2008

Hurrah For Science - Obese People To Power Cars!!

At last some good news!

A use has been found for obese people. Now, this may or may not have been planned all along by the Lizards and Masons and Others in control of the "New World Order" (same as the old world order, ie a complete fucking shambles ), as it is certainly handy that there are now so many fucking obese lard arses around for harvesting.

I have not bothered with the details, but it seems obvious to me that all you need is a decent vacuum cleaner and a large tank. I expect that science will soon find a use for the other bits, maybe rendering them down into cattle feed to square the circle by providing cheap meat for burgers and kebabs. Or of course, that process could be short-circuited, saving a few quid and a load of trouble for the farmers.

Merry Christmas One And All!

The Penguin

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