Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Hoon Of The Day (New Feature)


Today, a brand new feature.

"Hoon Of The Day"

Today's winner is Gordon Brown, currently embarrassing everyone in Britain with an IQ larger than their shoe size by trying so desperately to suck Obama's cock.

The Penguin

7 comments:

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I suspect that this feature will be drawing from a very shallow pool of talent. :o)

Dennis said...

Oh I don't know. 646 - 365 = 281, which is a good long way into 2010. Then Pengy can start all over again. Maybe someone could write a widget to do it automatically.

Over to you, Obo.

bofl said...

according to rumour barry likes a bit of same sex activity

Oldrightie said...

There is now concrete evidence that Gordon likes a puff!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/4931778/Gordon-Brown-pictured-having-make-up-applied-before-Barack-Obama-meeting.html

The Penguin said...

Obo,

There are just SO FUCKING MANY it's going to be a tough tough daily chore.

Today nearly went to some hatchet faced psychiatrist who let a paranoid schizo out for an hour (over the telephone, like you would)and after he killed some bloke with a knife is now going to sue her employers for having the cheek to suspend her from duty.

Or that cunt Jack Tweed.

There's an endless supply.

Anonymous said...

No make-up shot?

Who's a pretty boy, then?

Porridge wog scum pseudo historian.

I would like to do my thesis on the subject of the Laboor Party in Scotland.
(a) Scots are thick
(b) Scots are poor
(c) Scots hate working
My premise, therefore, is they will always vote Labour unless some wankstain sets up a party called the 'Scottish Party' or somesuch, but Labour will prevail with postal votes.

Well done young Gordon, here is your PhD! Now what would you like to do next?
Well, I feel like a fuck...
Splendid! Get yourself down to London, you can fuck to your heart's content!

And he did. Us. Didn't even give us a reach-around.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Has Gordon been overheard asking Barak if we really really really are still Americas bestest friend, ever ?