This fat cow is taking the piss out of everyone who pays taxes.
She is a complete waste of skin - fucking lots of skin.
Mind you, Tesco will be sorry to see her rendered down into bio-diesel. Still, every little helps.
The Penguin
Tuesday, 28 July 2009
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I really wish I hadn't read that.
ditto!
"Oh, I have to resort to eating space invader crisps - 4 a day!"
Typical benefit munching useless fat lump of lard!
Who is this fat piece of shit? Have I missed something? Or is she just another example of fat scum on the make? My preference is rose fertilizer by the way...
When I saw her I thought this woman is 40 plus
She's 25? She has to be fucking joking?
WV This is funny
Mings
Who says WV doesnt have a sense of humour?
That's what our taxes are paying for. The fat cunt has never worked, probably due to her fucking continuous pie munching.
I'd give her one though.
Fuck me I thought that was the latest re-make of Moby Dick.
"There she blows Cap't Ahab!"
I nearly spat red wine all over my keyboard when I read she had a boyfriend!
I'd have that tub of lard doing community service to earn her benefits.Dig a few ditches and the fat cunt will be down to 12 stone in no time at all!.
'People ask why I don't snack on an apple - they're cheap, but emotionally I don't always feel like an apple.'
It might be an idea for people to ask why the fuck you think its OK for other people to work and pay tax to keep you in lard. By the way the NHS was set up for sick people not lazy fat fuckers and people who want kids, not having kids is not an illness but there again why not? Get on the fucking bandwagon while you can.
Should have £40 of her dole money changed for £40 of food vouchers and a diet made up to suit her needs in conjunction with a properly trained dietician.
If she doesn't like it and wants to eat junk food my local cricket pitch always needs a good rolling on a Saturday morning sure I could chuck her £20 once a week.
Feed the fat lazy cunt to thon crocodile, that'll quieten it doon for a wee while.
"...but emotionally I don't always feel like an apple.'"
No, dear. The reason you don't always feel like an apple is because you look like a fucking walrus.
I guess she never learned to cook. It's amazing how much money you can save if you cook from scratch.
Her benefits should be vouchers for only healthy food like fruits veggies, brown rice, raw chicken. Also the vouchers would be for small amounts so she would have to get exercise going to the store everyday for healthy rations. Well, that probably wouldn't work. Let's look at the bright side. She probably won't be breeding. If she was not so fat, she'd be breeding benefit babies and that would probably cost more down the line.
All the crap that she eats has got to be costing us more than a healthy diet would. She is fat because she is lazy, a point proven also by the fact that she has never work in her 25 years. She is a lazy pig who sits at home claiming benefits and eating crap all day. That is why she is fat, and why she is putting on weight again.
If she wants more money she can get off her giant arse and earn it like the rest of us.
I'm sfraid she'll start asking for fertility treatments.
"I have to give them back £70 towards the cost of the £500-a-month flat I'm living in"
Try getting a fucking job you lazy cunt, and paying the full £500.
"Baaaaaw, Im so fat I have to eat junk food all day."
Try vegetables you megalump of shit.
I'm on disability benefits. I moved recently from a very depressing area and a ground floor council flat with a ceiling that was the floor to all the local drug dealers above 24/7. I moved to a lovely place in the country to share with someone who actually works in London during the week. A very positive move.
I have lost £2600 per year severe disablilty premium even though my disablilities remain and I want to be as independent as possible. I've also had my entitlement to free prescriptions taken away. This means that out of the remaining yearly benefit of £5010 I have to now pay for all my medication, dentistry and eye tests, amounting to between £1000 and £1500. That leaves me with £3500 to £4000 to pay my rent, bills, feed myself, clothe myself and any other things that need purchasing.
The DWP thinks that's all I need to live on. The same amount is not true for MPs, bankers and most of the working population. This amount is less than a quarter of the average wage in the UK.
I do not know how I am going to survive. My positive move has turned into a nightmare. So please don't tarnish everyone with the same brush.
I'm Anon 5/8 19.10
You may be interested to know that I have still not had any payments from the DWP - on complaining to my MP I've been told they have procedures which they must follow. Doesn't put any money in my pocket or pay my bills though - scummy bastards. It seems it's okay to be disabled in the UK so long as you accept you are shit - reinforced by government departments meanwhile MPs meet at the trough and take what they like - cuntish bastards
Anon 5/8 @19:10.
We don't tar all with the same brush, most of us will know genuinly disabled people but it's fat lardy wasters like this cunt who give you a bad name.
"'People ask why I don't snack on an apple - they're cheap, but emotionally I don't always feel like an apple.'"
You may not feel like an apple but you look like one, well maybe a pear.
I'm a student and me and my GF live off 75pence ready meals every day and this fat cunt sits on her arse all day and gets money thrown at her while people who try to make something of themselves have to just make do??
It's a joke.
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