Sunday, 19 July 2009

Just What The Fuck Do They Do?


According to a Parliamentary Answer, Jack Straw's department, which was created only two years ago, employs a staggering 970 personnel staff, out of a total of 3,680 officials.

Robert Blevin, of the Chartered Institute of Personnel and Development, tells me that a private company with a similar number of staff would be expected to employ about 40 people in human resources.

What on earth do they actually do?

The Penguin

8 comments:

Henry North London said...

If its anything like the HR department at Camden and Islington I would hazard a guess that they go on holiday a lot, gossip about their clothes, and where they are going on holiday, answer emails between 11am and 12pm and not any other time unless they hate you and they send them at 16.55 on a Friday afternoon meaning that you fume all weekend whilst they go off and have a good jolly

The rest of the time they are in meetings deciding how many more meetings they need to hold which means that no actual work gets done so they hire ever more people in order to do the work that they should have been doing in the first place



You did ask.....

CryBaby said...

When there are no financial pressures, the "management" don't enforce productivity targets. Therefore, what Henry says above applies across the board.

microdave said...

I dread to think what the real unemployment figure would be if all these useless feckers were booted out...

Anonymous said...

its what Commies do

Henry North London said...

Oh no you mean I was right?

Shit the whole country is going to hell in a handcart

banned said...

Henry, have you been spying in my Town Hall ?

Anonymous said...

What do they do ?

Partly, they prop up the state and its various machinery.

But mostly they enforce Political Correctness (i.e. Marxism), Dhimmitude and vote Labour.

That's about it really....

Jack said...

Dont forget that at any one time at least 30% of them will be off long term sick with work related stress.