Friday, 17 July 2009

Mission Impossible - Polishing A Turd


No wonder that there is an ever-growing cost for Gordon "Jonah" McBroon's growing army of spin doctors. This, you'll recall is the Prime Mentalist who doesn't do spin. Or tell lies, or pick his nose, or bite his nails, or throw Nokias, or know what his aides like McBride are up to, or suck celebrity cock.

Fact is, no matter how many of them work ever harder, you can't polish a turd.

The Penguin

5 comments:

Oldrightie said...

"or pick his nose"

I don't do turd polishing, Penny but I have evidence at my place for the above!

Anonymous said...

Snot-Gobbler poliches turds..... unborn ones with his cheesy bell-end.

Anonymous said...

You can polish a turd. You can polish a fossilized one.

TheBigYin said...

Unfortunately the UK is knee deep in unpolished turds these days...A house of commons full of them in fact.

banned said...

"...tell lies, or pick his nose, or bite his nails, or throw Nokias, or know what his aides like McBride are up to, or suck celebrity cock "

Yes he does ! Ian Duncan Smith said so in the Commons this very week and GOB didn't deny any of it.