Saturday, 25 July 2009

Balls Gets The Poison In!

In the aftermath of the byelection car crash Ed"Blinkly" Balls is quick to assert his right to inherit the mantle of unelected Great Leader by knifing Little Jimmy Purnell.

“There are times when individuals in their early 40s have crises. They buy motorbikes or go off and travel round the world and have a gap year. Or they have a sex change operation, or discover their inner gay. Sometimes people do that. I don’t think for political parties to have those kinds of moments is very sensible, especially when you are at your moment of greatest crisis and instability.

Now is not the time to be going off to some fat dodgy therapist to find out what your identity really is.

A lot of people are looking into themselves… and saying, 'When shall we stab Gordon?’ They will make decisions which are right for them, right for the country and right for the Labour Party.”

So weak, Blinky.

The Penguin


Fausty said...

Does the prat not think we can all see through his venomous attack on Purnell, after the McBridge saga?

The Last Of The Few said...

Blinky is plotting.

Gordy goes off to the lakes.

Mandleson and blinky have a cosy wee breakast next thing leadership challenge, Gordy out on his ear, blinky gets the hot seat duely assisted by fondlebum.....easy peasy.

Norwish north, unity of the party etc etc

Oldrightie said...

Balls for PM, now that really would be taking the piss. A closet gay PM followed by a pair of bollocks.

Goodnight Vienna said...

"Fat, dodgy therapist". Now, why does an image of Draper spring to mind?

Anonymous said...

I hope Mandy and Balls are plotting to get Gordon out in the Autumn. It's better for the country that they fight amongst themselves rather than legislate or implement policy - or even talk about it!

Lord Mandelbottom of Marrakech said...

The reason for Ballbag's plotting:

It is so perfect, I could cry.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Remind me again how old Blinky Bollocks is?

wv : dingl - a small piece of turd hanging from an arse-hair. How apt when talking about Ed Bollocks.

banned said...

Who would want to be leader of the Labour party as it crashes to oblivion anyway ?

Mandy will enjoy his role of Kingmaker in the land of the doomed and it will be fun to watch that shabby woman Harman fighting it out with the 'big boys'.