Tuesday, 14 July 2009

This Could Become Very Interesting


It seems that the raghead nutters are upset at the repression of their brothers in Islam in China's vast Empire, and are threatening jihad.

Now, the Chinese don't take too kindly to that sort of thing.

And there's no troop shortages or Jonah McBroon to pennypinch them out of doing the job. The Chinese Army could sort out the Muslim problem, and secure all the oil and gas they could ever want. They might even cut the price!

The Penguin

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh please please please, I would fucking love it if a few bombs started going of in Shanghai, this problem would be over in days.

Catosays said...

Perhaps we should invite the Chinese to Afghanistan for joint manoeuvres.

The Last Of The Few said...

Also the Chinese have no shortage of helicopters either.

Oh dear me a nice wee terror cell in Beijing. I can just see the headlines now.

The Penguin said...

Then it'd kick off all over the place, with Chinese Retaurants going up in flames followed by the swift demise of every kebab house...no more halal fucking butchers...mosques on fire...

Fuck me, I am beginning to salivate!

Oldrightie said...

Surely Aintworthalot would mobilise the troops to protect them until an election can be rigged?

Joe Public said...

But then the Chinese have no equivalent of all-are-equal (but some are more-equal-than-others)Mr Trevor Phillips.

banned said...

Wonder if our leaders and betters have noticed that what got the Uighurs pissed off was their own lands being swamped by foreigners ( Han Chinese which the Beeb insisted on calling The Majority which they are not ) ?
Don't suppose it registered; still under the old adage " My enemies enemy is my friend ", it's all a bit confusing innit !

I'd forgotten about all the thousands of neo-colonial Chinese scattered all over Araby, plundering resources for the Motherland, hostages to fortune indeed.