Thursday, 23 July 2009

Just When You Think It Can't Get Any Worse

"So I ripped him a new arsehole, about this big!"

Along comes the revelation by Postman Prat that his little Phil Woolas has handed over half a million quid in compensation to foreign criminals who he was a bit slow in deporting.

Half a fucking million paid out for the sheer incompetence of wankers in the UK Border Agency!

It's not rocket science, is it? Foreign criminal finishes jail sentence, put the cunt on a plane, make sure their passport is marked "Criminal, Not Welcome In Britain!". Job done. Simples.

The Penguin

11 comments:

Oldrightie said...

There is nothing 'simples' about a scorched earth policy. Every opportunity to torch something has to be found. Not 'simples' just criminal.

Taranis said...

Joanna's a braver man than me. I wouldn't turn my back on that psychotic lunatic - look at the hatred in his face: he wants to kill her!

Rightwinggit said...

That's OK, there are plenty of people who want to kill him.

Anonymous said...

for F sake its all deliberate

reward the efin criminal cos labour DO

Tom said...

Compare and contrast to the deeply mean spirited way "they" charge innocent persons bed and breakfast (£75,000 in one case last year if memory serves)for the period of their incarceration....

It's high time some heads rolled in the so called justice system....

Anonymous said...

make sure their passport is marked "Criminal, Not Welcome In Britain!". Job done. Simples."
Er not quite. Have you ever been abroad to a non EC country? You may be a little surprised as how easy it is to get a new passport you can even get them for non existant kids and how the DSS works in the UK pay out first investigate later if at all they borrow a few and without actually DNA testing the lot there and then its
" I think your country very nice".

Anonymous said...

By the way has anyone got an old 8mm porn film with St Jo in it I saw her in one years ago thank fuck she is not making them now

The Penguin said...

All right, good point, we could go the islamic route and cut their fucking hands off, or their knobs if rapists, or simply brand "Not Fit For Britain" across the forehead.

Anonymous said...

I'm posting this one far and wide so that it will hopefully reach as many people as possible and I make no apology for it.

The media are well aware of this issue and are deliberately keeping a lid on it for obvious reasons.

However, they can't keep it hidden for ever - stories from soldiers serving in Afghanistan are starting to leak out about just how many Taliban are heard speaking over the radio waves with 'British' accents.

See and listen for yourself :

U.S. Soldier POW in Afghanistan

mikey said...

I saw St Jo in a porno once. I also saw Mr Derek, later of Basil Brush fame,in a porno too. In fact it might have been the same film to be honest.

spikejack said...

bleedin typical of uk border force. I won my case against an illegal seizure of my cigarettes and tobacco and am struggling to come to a compromise with them over costs. one rule for the law abiding and one rule for governments and criminals or are they both the same