Sunday, 26 July 2009

The Dwarf Froglet Hospitalised


That well known Hungarian adulterer and husband of the slapper songstress Carla Bruni, President Sarkozy has been rushed to hospital.

Doctors examined him and noted that he was short of breath. But then they measured him and noticed he was also short of height.

The Penguin

3 comments:

Joe Public said...

Ms Bruni confirmed he wasn't short of everything though.

Edgar said...

If the Hungarian Froglet had just a little Warsaw in him, would that make him a TadPole?

microdave said...

The Daily Mash view on this: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/carla-bruni-breaks-president-of-france-200907271933/