Wednesday, 29 July 2009

The Ultimate Snap?


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The Penguin

6 comments:

Blind Pugh said...

Could we no feed the entire contents of the House of Cunts and the House of Lords to the fucking thing, that would satisfy its appetite. A few mouthfuls of McBroon and the Cameroon and the Kunting Kinnocks should keep it quiet for a bit. And forbye, feed it thon fat cunt that you were on about earlier, the candidate for bio-diesel that canna stop eating, the greedy cunt, sounds like Hazel Blears's minge.

Fidothedog said...

Better luck next time Mr Croc. Thats what happens when none to bright tourists get to damn close to wild animals.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I bet they had to hose that boat down afterwards.

Edgar said...

When they get that close, you can see who it was they last ate.

Key bored warrior. said...

ADRENALIN IS BROWN!

Lexander said...

When you can't shag it you fight it one presumes. Or was he telling her come on in the water's lovely?