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Letting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.
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Could we no feed the entire contents of the House of Cunts and the House of Lords to the fucking thing, that would satisfy its appetite. A few mouthfuls of McBroon and the Cameroon and the Kunting Kinnocks should keep it quiet for a bit. And forbye, feed it thon fat cunt that you were on about earlier, the candidate for bio-diesel that canna stop eating, the greedy cunt, sounds like Hazel Blears's minge.
Better luck next time Mr Croc. Thats what happens when none to bright tourists get to damn close to wild animals.
I bet they had to hose that boat down afterwards.
When they get that close, you can see who it was they last ate.
ADRENALIN IS BROWN!
When you can't shag it you fight it one presumes. Or was he telling her come on in the water's lovely?
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