Tuesday, 7 July 2009
Important Message From Jack
To: Chief Constables
From: Justice Secretary
Sadly there has been an escape into the public domain of figures showing that 954 criminals are at large who should be in prison.
I want you to make it a top priority (obviously, after sorting out your extra wedge!) to recapture these criminals and return them to prison.
The Human Rights Act (written by me) prevents me from telling you who these criminals are or from giving you any photographs of them.
Please get on with this as a matter of urgency.
Posted by Hacked Off at 09:37