Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Great, And Don't Forget, Points Mean Prizes!!


Super new game now available in Calais!

Run down some illegal immigrants.

You know it makes sense, and the French authorities will even give you a free bottle of Vin de Table* for every one you hit, and a free bottle of Marc de Bourgogne** for every fatality.

They don't want the bastards any more than we do.

So get over there and get some cheap booze!

The Penguin

* Cooking plonk
** Paint Stripper

10 comments:

CryBaby said...

It's tempting to take a trip down there isn't it? I could do with relieving some stress.

Chalcedon said...

I would be accelerating if the bastards tried to block me in my car.

George said...

Can't wait, will be in Calais on Saturday, kids are already getting a sweep stake organised. I'm putting myself down for 5.

DaveP said...

Postman fucking Pat would no doubt stop and offer the bastards a lift.

The Penguin said...

Phil Woolas would give them details of some bogus college they could apply to...

Anonymous said...

why doesn't pseudo man pat put em up

p.s.a few million more where they came from in fact it efin endless!

Lancashire Lunatic said...

Don`t forget that reverse gear for extra points folks.

George said...

Right, just put the bull bars on the car..........really looking forward to this.

Captain Swing said...

Any cunt that steps in front of the vehicle I take to France will come off worse if not dead (I take
a Ford Transit).
I reckon I could make double figures with extra bonus points for reversing into the cunts with
the mother of all tow hitches I have on the back.

AngryDave said...

I may buy a 4x4 with bull bars on the front, fail to register it, and take a trip to france on the tunnel.
Just think of all the fun that could be had. It would also solve a number of problems at the same time.