Sunday, 5 July 2009

The Most Dangerous Profession, Carpentry?


From The Telegraph - bloke cuts off his knob with a saw. While in the bath!

His mother Edna, 84, said: "Stuart had a very nasty accident with a saw but he is recovering now.

"He suffered tissue damage and had surgery to stitch him up which, I understand, was successful.

"I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident. I was in Somerset when it happened and got a call from the hospital.

"Hopefully he will be home next week and be able to get back to work which he loves.

"Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools.

"This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."

So there.

The Penguin

6 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

So, he used his 'sharp and sometimes dangerous tools' on his...umm...tool?

What a tool he is!

A bit off the top please said...

No pissing around with nail clippers for this bloke, where's the power saw I'm gonna circumcise meself. Fuck me, took a bit too much off the top, thats gonna be embarrassing telling the doc what I was doing.

You brits are hilarious, you just keep thinking of better ways to get your moneys worth out of the NHS.

Nanny said...

'elf 'n safety nightmare.

All carpentry tools should be banned.

Goodnight Vienna said...

He was in the bath? It must have been a rechargeable tool.

DaveP said...

He used a hand saw. He'd heard he would get a good sensation with a hand job.. he did get a sensation.

banned said...

No wanking time for him for a while then.