Friday 5 June 2009

Caption Contest

12 comments:

Hacked Off said...

Where's the fucking postal votes, Jimmy?

I don't know, Muhammad, they were supposed to be here!

Anonymous said...

Hey muhammad you just wiped snot in my hair?

Harri said...

Is it coz i am black ?

Goodnight Vienna said...

Oh no, I forgot the rellies have gone on holiday for seven weeks.

DaveP said...

Its Gordon on the phone for you.

Oh God, I'm going to spew.

May return soon..fuckety fuck. said...

"by the smell, i would say gordy has just walked in.."
"shut the fuck up! timney's sending me some porn"

Tony"Nick Nick" Blair said...

Caller display comes up with

020 7930 4437

Seem to recall that number from somewhere!!

Fidothedog said...

My bottom falls out.....

Cheshire Cat said...

Where the fuck's the third monkey, Wee Krankie?

Mr See No Evil's reshuffling his cabinet, Mustafa!

manwiddicombe said...

Fourth behind the fucking Monster Raving Looney Party? Are we hated that much?

Dark Lochnagar said...

"I told you not to vote BNP for a laugh, Rashid".

Anonymous said...

Oh fack, thatth my caweer sthkwood. I carnt even get an ethnic elected in some northern backwater..... Mummy, Mummy !!!!