David Blunkett, Holder Of The Robin Cook Memorial Cup For Ugliest MP
It seems that even the bovine population are fucking angry with NuLiebore, as a herd of cows attacked former Home Secretary and adulterer David Blunkett while he was out walking in the countryside.
He suffered a broken rib, and was lucky that the cow only struck him a glancing blow.
He failed however to pick out the guilty animal at an identity parade, so the CPS have decided they cannot press charges.
The Penguin
7 comments:
That's just so fucking funny! And i love your 'sympathetic' way with words! Top class.
One does one's best!
Well done that cow.
...and Jacqui, Caroline, Hazel and Jane were only out for a quiet country stroll.
"He failed however to pick out the guilty animal at an identity parade"
I hope this blog isn't available in Braille, or you'll have the visually impaired after you....
I hope the cow is ok
I feel slightly bad, because when I heard about this, the first thing I did was link it to Hannan's "You can go by cow" speech, which was perhaps a little nasty of me.
Then again, it serves the Liebour tosser right.
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