Monday, 8 June 2009

David Blunkett Attacked By Mad Cow


David Blunkett, Holder Of The Robin Cook Memorial Cup For Ugliest MP

It seems that even the bovine population are fucking angry with NuLiebore, as a herd of cows attacked former Home Secretary and adulterer David Blunkett while he was out walking in the countryside.

He suffered a broken rib, and was lucky that the cow only struck him a glancing blow.

He failed however to pick out the guilty animal at an identity parade, so the CPS have decided they cannot press charges.

The Penguin

7 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

That's just so fucking funny! And i love your 'sympathetic' way with words! Top class.

The Penguin said...

One does one's best!

Fidothedog said...

Well done that cow.

Dave said...

...and Jacqui, Caroline, Hazel and Jane were only out for a quiet country stroll.

microdave said...

"He failed however to pick out the guilty animal at an identity parade"

I hope this blog isn't available in Braille, or you'll have the visually impaired after you....

Anonymous said...

I hope the cow is ok

Sound and Fury said...

I feel slightly bad, because when I heard about this, the first thing I did was link it to Hannan's "You can go by cow" speech, which was perhaps a little nasty of me.

Then again, it serves the Liebour tosser right.