Friday, 26 June 2009
Gordon Brown To Lead World In Mourning For People's Prince
Jonah has assumed the mantle of Chief Mourner in order to lead the world in it's grief over the untimely death of Michael Jackson.
"It is with great sadness that Sarah and I learnt of the premature death of Michael Jackson. Although my moral compass eschewed me from being in any way a politician who embraces celebrity, I had been looking forward to Michael teaching my children to dance in the same way that he taught me. Of course, I would never allow my children or my family to be used for publicity purposes, but we are united in our feelings of loss at this unhappy time, which started in America and is another Global Phenomenon, like the Credit Crunch which I saved the World from last month at the G20. I also very much admired the tireless way that Michael worked to lift children like Chandler Jordan out of poverty. I shall be discussing the funeral arrangements with the family in due course, and can assure you that all of the Cabinet will be attending to pay our respects, it is the very least that we can do for the People's Prince Of Pop."
Unlike all those soldiers killed in your illegal war in Iraq, Prime Mentalist.
Posted by Hacked Off at 17:57