Friday, 5 June 2009

Best Thing Caroline Flint Has Ever Done

Brilliantly timed to fuck up his press conference, this is her resignation letter.

Dear Gordon

I believe the achievements of the Labour Government to date have been monumental and you have played an immense part in the creation of those achievements.

However, I am extremely disappointed at your failure to have an inclusive Government.

You have a two tier Government. Your inner circle and then the remainder of Cabinet.

I have the greatest respect for the women who have served as full members of Cabinet and for those who attend as and when required. However, few are allowed into your inner circle. Several of the women attending Cabinet – myself included – have been treated by you as little more than female window dressing. I am not willing to attend Cabinet in a peripheral capacity any longer.

In my current role, you advised that I would attend Cabinet when Europe was on the agenda. I have only been invited once since October and not to a single political Cabinet - not even the one held a few weeks before the European elections.

Having worked hard during this campaign, I would not have been party to any plan to undermine you or the Labour Party in the run up to 4 June. So I was extremely angry and disappointed to see newspapers briefed with invented stories of my involvement in a “Pugin Room plot.”

Time and time again I have stepped before the cameras to sincerely defend your reputation in the interests of the Labour Party and the Government as a whole. I am a natural party loyalist. Yet you have strained every sinew of that loyalty.

It has been apparent for some time that you do not see me playing a more influential role in the Government. Therefore, I have respectfully declined your offer to continue in the Government as Minister for attending Cabinet.

I served six years as a backbencher and, therefore, I am not unhappy to be able to devote myself to promoting my constituency’s interests and to support the Labour Government from the backbenches.

This is a personal decision, which I have not discussed with colleagues.


Rt Hon Caroline Flint MP.

Can't blame the bitch for trying to get a bit further up the greasy pole, and this does give both barrels to Jonah.

The Penguin


Oldrightie said...

The charcoal fragrant bush glows with hatred for the minge mincer that is Jimmy Snot!

Call me Infidel said...

I have no time for Brown but having watched Ms. Flint singing his praises on Sky last night it is hard to take her seriously. Still if she loses her seat at the next election at least she has a career selling heather on the doorstep to look forward too.

Anonymous said...

It can only be the drugs - or bi-polar.

Harri said...

"Best thing Caroline Flint has ever done"

Swallowed ?

Anonymous said...

Give the cunt a couple of black eyes.

Blind Pugh said...

Caroline Flint should be dragged through the villages of Don Valley by her flange so her constiuents could throw turds at her as she passes. The vile cunt that she is.

Anonymous said...

Is it wrong of me to still think that I *would* actually do her, even though I know some filthy raghead has been there first ?

Tony Blair said...

How dare you !!

Caroline Flint is the thinking man's crumpet,I know we have enjoyed many a knee trembler in our youth.

There is no truth in the rumour that she has had a "brazilian"