Sunday, 21 June 2009

Another Triumph For Woolas!

"Never Mind, My Pension's Fucking Brilliant!"

You have to hand it to Phil Custard Pie Woolas, he does know how to preside over a monumental fuck-up.

Hot on the heels of his marvellous handling of Gurkhagate, for which he won universal derision while Joanna Lumley pulled his strings, comes news of the money being lavished on failed asylum seekers who the numpty has failed to deport because his crappy minions are having rings run round them by m'learned friends, presumably on legal aid, the cunts.

The costs have risen from £4 MILLION to £73 MILLION a year under his inspired leadership.

Surely he is a strong candidate for Prime Mentalist when Jonah is sectioned?

The Penguin

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