Wednesday, 24 June 2009
The Leprechaun Speaks Sense
At some press conference called to announce that RyanAir passengers would have to fly their own fucking planes in future, Michael O. Leary took the opportunity to hand out as good a kicking as you'll find in a month of Sundays.
Richard Branson & British Airways: "It's like a little chihuahua barking at a dying labrador. Nobody cares."
Recession: "This is so much fun. I love recessions. You get the chance to kick the ---- out of everybody," he said. "It's boom times that are boring."
Government Plans: "Only Labour could invent a tax that penalises the poor and favours the rich," said Mr O'Leary. "The UK needs a new Government because they are a group of witless, hopeless Scots whose solution to the recession is to tax your way out. If that was the answer Ted Heath would have been elected for six successive terms."
Still never going to fly on his fucking rubbish airline though.
Posted by Hacked Off at 15:19