Wednesday, 24 June 2009

The Leprechaun Speaks Sense

At some press conference called to announce that RyanAir passengers would have to fly their own fucking planes in future, Michael O. Leary took the opportunity to hand out as good a kicking as you'll find in a month of Sundays.

Richard Branson & British Airways: "It's like a little chihuahua barking at a dying labrador. Nobody cares."

Recession: "This is so much fun. I love recessions. You get the chance to kick the ---- out of everybody," he said. "It's boom times that are boring."

Government Plans: "Only Labour could invent a tax that penalises the poor and favours the rich," said Mr O'Leary. "The UK needs a new Government because they are a group of witless, hopeless Scots whose solution to the recession is to tax your way out. If that was the answer Ted Heath would have been elected for six successive terms."

Still never going to fly on his fucking rubbish airline though.

The Penguin


Chris said...

Chippy little spud-herder, inne? A good match for that tosser over at BA who wants his staff to work for nowt...

vw: boose - the only reason the Oirish get up in the morning.

Anonymous said...

We flew on this shite airline once and once too often to Venice. the airport we left ftom in the UK Liverpooland theres not too many cities in the world that can claim their airport is named after a smackhead was a dump. The airport nowhere near Venice where we landed was Reviso no idea how far away it was but 88 Euros in a fucking taxi. The staff and I use that word carefully now I have travelled the world even when Aeroflot was going in the then USSR but that lot! Trained at cattle markets and even the horrors on Aeroflot were better looking.Never ever again why doesn't the little prick have done with it and just strap the passengers on pallets so they can be loaded directly with fork lifts and have done with it?

Fucking delicious! said...

Ah, the maxim is surely true; there's no such thing as bad publicity...

Fucking delicious!