Thursday, 18 June 2009

Chipmunk Day


Today it is either curtains or resurrection for the irritating Ginger Minger strangely beloved of Iain Dale, who can't even use the excuse that he fancies her.

Personally I'd like to see her exterminated, she's a dangerous little bitch who brazenly parroted whatever disgusting lies the NuLiebore hierarchy told her to, even when it was patently wrong, in order to try and advance her career.

Then she got in a strop over being caught taking advantage of her allowances and expenses, did a flouncy stomp-off but then spoilt the whole thing by trying to grovel over her regrets. Twisty little weasel, who the fuck could ever trust you again?

The Penguin

15 comments:

Blind Pugh said...

Kick her repeatedly in her snatch until her ears bleed then cut her fucking throat and set fire to her minge. Greedy, grasping, hoonish cunt.

microdave said...

She could end up like a lot of motorcyclists - having a car or van pull out in front of her, with the (entirely believable in her case) claim "Sorry, didn't see you"

Paul said...

I suggest a different way.

Have her head cleanly hacked off and put on a pike, still with the gurn in place.

Cowardly, thieving, hateful bitch.

Oldrightie said...

Blind Pugh said...

BP, I have to disagree. Sack her and let us all watch as she campaigns tirelessly and faithfully for her Labour candidate. Let's see her utter conviction to the cause selflessly displayed. Assuming the candidate would want her presence on the stomp!

Newgates Knocker said...

And to think, she would still be sitting comfortably at her New Labour desk playing carry on claiming if all we had to go on was the number 10 "official" expenses report.

Disgusting!!

Catosays said...

Before you lot have your evil way with her, can I have my evil way with her first please, pretty please? It'll only take about 5 minutes cos that's as long as I can manage....And it doesn't involve killing her.....

microdave said...

Catosays - I trust you will be "having your evil way" from behind? The thought of having to look at that face for more than 5 seconds, never mind minutes, would put me right off...

Catosays said...

Microdave......you have no taste at all.
Now take her from behind, you say......hmmmmmmmmm!!!

Chris said...

Bait the mousetrap with a £20. Vermin can't resist the alluring aroma of free money. SNAP! goes the trap. Problem solved.

wv: spode - Wodehouse (and Meads) would approve

Anonymous said...

Kick her in the cunt and lacerate her cleavage, then set her up as a fem paedo, that'll do nicely.

Dirty little labour dog bag.

Old Bag said...

blind pugh: you really are a rage-fuelled cunt!..now calm down and have a big bowl of cajun squirrel...

Old Bag said...

alternatively, rip off the hooning bitches' head and pour drain cleaner down her throat. then skin the cunt and let starving vultures finish her off. simples.

Faux Cu said...

with a bit of luck she could end up as an organ donor, for another dwarf.

DaveP said...

Thats it then, the two faced bitch has not been deselected. Pics of her in the papers today. Guess the pages in Catosays' paper will be a little sticky.

Blind Pugh said...

Old Bag, you are a woman after my own heart. Together we could rule the world. And claim unlimited fraudulent expenses and become bloated corrupt hoons just like little Hazel, bless.

I see the vile little shit got away with the vote of no confidence. Mind you, you could throw shite on her head so it flowed down into her eyes and mouth and she would sit there all chirpy and chipper and deny that she had shit running down her face. The cunt is shameless and deserves to DIE never mind being fucking de-selected. Hope the minging little fuckwad gets cancer and rots away like the putrid turd she is. Cunt.