Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Shahid Malik - More "Inadvertent" Overclaims!

"I'm a million percent bent!"

Surprise surprise, our shifty little greaser Shahid "mini-Vaz" Malik has claimed an extra thousand quid or so over and above his actual council tax.

Of course, this is just an "honest mistake" and completely inadvertent. After all, his solicitor says so, and he should fucking know shouldn't he, because he's fucking paid to say so.

But never mind, Jonah needs his token black face or two in the Government Of All The Crooks, and then being a fucking Muslim is handy as well. Ticks two boxes for the price of one.

The Penguin


Sue said...

Justice Minister! Makes you laugh, doesn't it?

Pavlov's Cat said...

This man is so odious I want to have a shower after just looking at his picture and scrub and scrub until I feel clean again.
and hearing him talk causes an involuntary gag reflex.

Blind Pugh said...

If their own mothers stood in the streets and flung pails of shite over them as they passed and called them "hoors and comic singers", not one of them would even so much as blush let alone feel shame or remorse. Immoral, corrupt cunts the lot of them.