Wednesday, 10 June 2009

What Is It With Short People?


President Bruni of France, whose attempst to crawl up Obamas arse are nearly as bad as Jonah's, apparently decided he needed a little help in order to use the same podium as the other taller chaps at the D Day commemorations.

One wonders how he manages with Carla!
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love
Randy Newman.

The Penguin

6 comments:

jaydeeaitch said...

Aren't penguins a bit like short people in DJs?

Only asking.

subrosa said...

Awe RP you're cruel. The manny just needs a wee step up. At least he recognises it compared with our PM!


Written by a 5'2" bundle of dynamite.:)

The Penguin said...

Depends on the Penguin!

Oldrightie said...

In personality terms he towers above Jimmy Snot aka James Gordon Brown.

Anonymous said...

Apparently he is hung like a Blackpool donkey which is why he appears to drag a leg as he walks.

Nature can be very cruel.

Old Bag said...

anon: where are your sources about this and can they be verified?